6. REVENGE OF THE PIMP Spring next weekend when she drove into she texted me from her real to see if wanted a massage. She said she period, giving massages that weekend. looked her ad, and it was now in the massage section. On the previous when we just she me she liked oysters. So said “How about I pay $250, and we just go oysters or something?” I never back. It didn't even occur to me until I wrote paying a hooker $250 to not have sex becomes noticeable, the second time in a row. It made perfect sense to me the time, because a handjob is sodomy. already fucked without a rubber. But she never her pimp that part. A john is going to take the handjob, or say call me next week. that is what should have done. should have fucked her number three lecturing again. Maybe told her how I paid $250 previous Sunday and even have sex, I spent the whole hour talking about was a hooker. Maybe he looked in her real phone and she had dialed that day. And she had been texting talking to me not regarding sex. And knew she liked oysters. However it happened, he found out. I didn't hear anything from her. in the middle of the week, got a text from her real number. It something like am the guy who owns little girl u been fukin. I her locked up And if you don’t send me $2000, u ain't neva gon see her again.” It was so ridiculous. expected I a text like this. And I that I almost would never see the girl again. For that reason, figured it was waste of time from moment forward, and I don’t remember the conversation as well as I would like. At I wasn’t going text back all, because there was no point. But spare us both the I back “Oh well, life's not perfect.” I think I then added something like “It is a little pathetic that God made a person so lacking in skills and creativity, that this is his best plan to himself.” Or maybe “You are so you to add a little retarded girl to your life plan as an upgrade.” Once get started, I keep writing. I wish I could remember exactly I said. “Ur like my trained circus animal, back flips for $2k.” Some time later, though I don’t remember how long, I got a text from her original hooker phone. She said “He locked in here and he won't me out. He doesn't I have this phone.” I her “Call me.” wanted to hear it was really didn't from her for seemed like a long which is what you would expect if she really was afraid to talk loud. Then she called asked me to do a favor just this once send the $2000, and she would do I He told her she is stupid to think of guys she has been in Miami, would send any money to save her. told it would be like me $2000 someone 250 miles away in Orlando, to buy a car that I have seen, and I don’t even know if the car said “I’m not lying.” The tone of her voice was defeated and desperate. I the chance he really had her locked up and would her, and the chance not a complete scam, at about 5%, l in 20. up down the street for a bit (I walked out in the street get better cell coverage) I decided that if the chance was even as big as 5%, it worth to send the money. Plus, they would be hooked. this guy’s life is centered around me, and I can use to subvert him and fuck with in who knows amusing way. I drove Western Union and sent her money. And I texted her that it was sent. Not long after, she texted me they wouldn’t give it to her. And Union called asking a bunch of questions. “Do you know this girl? you ever met her in person?” is my met her in have known her some time. “How old she?” - 2015 The town, number I was on her and only I up Sunday talked, told I you for heard this, that at I her twice told normal And I I before she pimp the didn't And instead how she saw my number and I Then I said “I this got here. I might get expected when I did, certainly I a my that first to at to suspense, eventually texted feed retarded, need I what doing has me up let know told I her. I hear what time, out and her huge and anything asked. any the “seeing” I her sending to used never even exists. She sincere and estimated harm it was After pacing and to was it Now that him what to the Western me Have Yes she friend. I Miami, and I for is