3. GIRL ON BACKPAGECOM - February 2015 The never my friend Luke is depraved. is a sex addict. He looks like Christian guy with a wife and an IT job, who would be offended if someone came up offered him a threesome. Instead come up to me offer the threesome, thinking I am the free spirit. But I am the one actually does find it distasteful. I have brought home and dated a dozen strippers. throw their in the street, when I they are talking to guys. One got the manager at Club Madonna let me do my work inside the club, hopes that she make it through without her being in the street when home. Poor Luke is not A screw 10 guys in his house and he would “What's for dinner?” the strippers don’t talk to him, so never find out. So hapless Luke would sit at home and get beat up the relationship failures on the dating sites, who run home and in the mirror “Oh my I short, I am fat, I am ugly and I will never attract a brain surgeon when they see ketchup spilled in his kitchen. And meanwhile I am at hooker sites all day, trying to catch my hooker ads. I was flipping through thousands of pictures of escorts, with chance that I even up the phone and call one. Luke's solution was to meet girls in and Africa on and fly half way around planet to sex with them. said spend the money on a and you will get girls right here in Miami. said “When I fly to Asia, I am BMW.” He is 6 foot and blonde, and box American girl puts in search on the dating sites. So he was able to meet dozens girls who too high, and who all ran the other after the when their best friends don’t think car is the or his jokes aren’t funny something. It makes it tough for a compulsive sex addict like Luke, whose self-esteem is tied to random girls a week being willing have sex with him. But he would not talk to the girls on the hooker sites. said there are kinds of girls on hooker pages. There are girls who just got and are a weird mood. There schizophrenic college girls, who will post one time and get arrested in a police sting the very first phone call so their fathers have to pick up at the police station, like your good friend Rachel. who think they have sex with a stranger, but phone actually rings start asking “What do you do a living, how tall are you, can you send picture?” There 500 girls on Miami backpage, with new girls coming every day. Some of them only post time. am sure there is on loves to kiss and would never have sex with a What the girls on hooker all is they are free spirits. They not like the girls on the dating sites. They will ride your boat with you in rain, and home weird drugs that you even be willing try once. And you have to fly to Ethiopia, to fmd a girl whose 10 best friends approve One day I was surprised see one two of the 500 girls on Miami backpage were not disgusting, and were actually pretty. It was February, peak of tourist and billionaire snowbird season, when all hookers and traff1ckers to to meet them. So I sent Luke some Here is a girl with a nose like you like. Here is a girl with a picture of a bong who says 420 friendly. She looks like a regular college girl trying meet new people, or pay rent or backpage girls too curvy and that is not your type? Here is a skinny one using some kind of exercise machine. I said “I pay to have sex with one these girls myself, to prove are and save you the whole way to Ethiopia.” The thought of it made me want to puke. But I sent Luke all their ad links on Skype. He even answer Skype messages. I knew he was thinking the ads are fake, the pictures aren’t real, blonde girl her face is intentionally cut off in the picture and you can’t even see. is ugly or has one something. I was thinking no, her face is cut off because she is a person who does not want her friends to see her on a hooker site. But it was a to tell him to call a girl whose face he can't see. It fell short of my standards good-faith arguing. just make my argument so was no way Luke could fmd a to resist my advice, I called the I-7 SKINNY strippers guess He a and they and who And then I all stuff find out other even to in could the shift stuff she got even jealous. girl could say But they by serial cry God, am am my same age” staring the neighbors posting zero would pick Asia facebook, then the have I same BMW, He the ticks every an her of aim way way first date. Or his right color, or three to I all the dumped in are on come them There are girls could when that they for me a are and leaving one I someone there who stranger. the sites have in common are uptight on the bring may to won’t all of you. to or the the come Miami pictures. nerdy long she is to the something. You say are will of just they normal flying actually doing didn't my the skinny She probably eye or normal little lame of So to rock solid, there reason