7. ORLANDO MIAMI - to 2013 At some point met the pom star Nadia Don't get wrong idea, she was extremely charming and talented. I she was the last real porn star to make money on the web before Paris Hilton made sex videos aspirational, every young girl to have sex on for free. I attracted to Nadia because her feet were too small. And she tried to set me up to be car with bisexual star soul mate from LA, but that is another story. Nadia Nitro had just moved to Miami in Thanksgiving 2009. I asked what was the biggest and best strip club she been to anywhere. She said Dollhouse. So when I set out for Nashville and ended up in Orlando Christmas 2010, and soon as I got my dogs squared at a motel in Kissimmee, I drove straight to Dollhouse. It east on Irlo Bronson, and north on 441. I already driving all day, and the night came in colder and sooner than I used to in Miami. It almost misty, with of fog on the pond at Florida Hospital. one day I went from sun jerk chicken to the ﬁrst winter I tasted in five years. On the way past the Tupperware building there was a billboard that said "Dice in 5 Seconds." I it said "Die in 5 Seconds." So after all the ways a could die totally unexpectedly in five seconds, and a that took much longer than I expected past an endless stream of taco joints and shitholes, finally saw a filthy little building in the dark with a that said Dollhouse. there more exciting looking strip club that glowed more in the mist, directly the street. looked it hadn't been since the Korean War, it might been an armed services maybe an Old Main Street dive bar, the where the neon ﬂickers. Dollhouse looked like the back of a restaurant where the dumpster is, what direction approached it from. There was no to avoid feeling disappointed at the end of drive. It was like the building some young people drive up to the of a horror a creepy old answers the door, harbinger. it a long drive, and I was ready for strip-club magic, so I went in there. And I ran out of room to msh, and just about ran into the wall. It small. It had to be the five ugliest girls in Orlando - Mexican crack with kids - shaking it on a stage. being watched by the seven guys in Orlando, some laborers waving crumpled $1 bills. And they were all sitting in tiny area on chairs that sell $1 at a sale. I suddenly remembered Nadia moved to Miami from Tampa, not Orlando. was in the wrong Dollhouse. This place was disgusting. The lights were turned the whole way up so you see grunge, the music was loud. I left as fast as I came in. Across the street Cabaret Internationale. got a little it that night, but it I rented house right up the within walking distance. I don't remember if it was that night, or next night I that I met and in love with prettiest stripper in Orlando. She wasn't that pretty when I ﬁrst saw her. But after few drinks and seeing on stage and talking her for a while, in love. And she the prettiest stripper in Orlando. And there more where came from. are always more likely average to be lesbians. In Orlando it seemed like almost all were lesbians. Cabaret Internationale had plenty of and space cadets thought $25 a gigantic tip. And it was right in the middle Blossom Trail, the main north-south street Orlando. And it had a day shift with plenty of for new girls. So there was excellent turnover with new every week driving from Atlanta, or Sumter County, And the girls who came in there and more worried about their sugar daddies walking in, their girlfriends catching them cheating, than management might II-l6 FROM 2010 I Nitro. the think and wanted camera wasn't middle her porn of her had ever around as away was had been was was a hint retention In baking and thought thinking of person drive I sign And was a across Dollhouse like remodeled when have recruiting office. Or kind no matter you way my at beginning movie, and guy the But was some mshing far was addicts three tiny They were brokest day a wouldn't for yard I could the deafeningly was I only taste of was dreamy. a street the came in, fell the a how she danced to I was then was were she Strippers than strippers teenage 20-something lesbian who was of Orange in space girls in or wherever. freelanced were or anything say.